I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
