OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
then he tried to convert me to islam
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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