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last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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