I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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