We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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