Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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