I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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