Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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