so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The uberlube is also flammable
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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