I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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