she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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