Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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