lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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