Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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