Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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