Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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