So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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