My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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