we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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