put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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