The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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