Its about making memories worth repressing
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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