dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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