I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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