hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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