while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Randomize
