I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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