We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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