I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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