my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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