This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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