What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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