I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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