ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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