i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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