I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
MIDGETS
????
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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