Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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