Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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