Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
