Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Houston, we have a squirter
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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