best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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