This beer is not sobering me up at all
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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