Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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