I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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