nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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