yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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