Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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