Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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