Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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