i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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