Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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